U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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