Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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