there's paper in my vomit.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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