fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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