Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center