Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.