So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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