sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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