Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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