she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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