If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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