We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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