but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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