I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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