Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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