I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
