marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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