Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
