Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
are you so shy because you have an std?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I could fuck to npr.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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