i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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