woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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