What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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