Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
