I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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