I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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