Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I have aggressive nipples.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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