so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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