dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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