thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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