can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
What drink are we having for lunch?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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