i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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