i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it was like eating out sand paper
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i out mim tonsoeep
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