I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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