My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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