just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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