What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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