ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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