Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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