I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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