Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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