I wannas sexs uuuuu
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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