Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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