This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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