She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize