Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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