Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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