i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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