i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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