Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.