Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.