Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID