Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.