i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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