Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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