Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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