Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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