dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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