what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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