its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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