either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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