he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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