You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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