I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
