where am i from again
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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