That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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