It's Friday. Sex?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.